COMIC QUOTABLES

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Some great quotes from this book .

 

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MAE WEST: BELLE OF THE 90s
I’m just getting even with two guys that are so low,they could walk under that door without taking their hats off!”

 
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THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER:
Mary Wickes attempts to persuade Monty Wooley to stop eating sweets. He responds,
“My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life.She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead three days,she looked better than you do!”

 

 

image CASABLANCA:
Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt) shows Rick (Humphrey Bogart) the dossier the Germans have on him. Bogart scans the contents and says, “Hm-m….Are my eyes really blue.”

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ROAD TO UTOPIA.

Bob Hope is in a Klondike saloon trying to act tough.He says to the bartender:
“I’ll take lemonade …….in a dirty glass!”

 

 

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HIS GIRL FRIDAY. Rosalind Russell describes Ralph Bellamy to Cary Grant:
He treats me like a woman.”
Cary responds, “What did I treat you like? – a water buffalo?”

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